I'm a Cowboys hater and come from a long line of Cowboys haters. My great, great, great Grandfather, Veeshironcini (from the old country, before he Americanized our name) was the first, in 1874 he went west to spit on the ground where Irving would be.

My mother could explain, in detail, why the Cowboys were responsible for JFK's death, I'm absolutely serious about that. It was all about a culture or something. When she got off on that spiel I used to ignore it. I found it kind of embarassing for her.
Sorry Mom, I should have listened.
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Team owner Jerry Jones will preside over Sunday's game from his suite on the 50-yard line. A suite nearby has been bought by one of the Cowboys’ most ardent fans, Jones’ close friend, Prince Bandar bin Sultan of Saudi Arabia, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world.
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Bandar flies around the world in a jet painted in the Cowboys’ silver-and-blue colors.

First JFK, now they're obviously involved in 9/11. What's next? Serving falafel at the stadium instead of hot dogs?

Un-Ame.... no, Anti-American bastids.

I used to think calling them America's Team was a commie plot, now I know it was an Islamicist plot, they're working with and for the jihadis.

So root against the Cowboys tonight, it's for America.
"A good American can root for neither monarchs nor the Cowboys.
From Stuff Jefferson Said, 4th edition, revised.

Crap, forgot to H/T anti-jihadis extraordinaire, the Jawas.

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