December 01, 2009

Drunken Vegas

There's a movie called "Pink Flamingos", if you know of it, don't think less of me for having seen it and (gasp) owning it on DVD (I pre-ordered).
If you don't know it, it's the most twisted movie you'll ever not want to see. There is nearly every perversion modern man can think of in it and a couple that I actually think might be too twisted to have actually happened. Seriously. Someone sics the cops on Divine so not only does she kill the cops, she eats them. Raw. The talent portion of her birthday party is probably the inspiration for goatse.
Except more disgusting.
Now I have to watch that movie again, it's been a few years.

So my first night in Vegas I was up for about 23 hours straight, at about the 15 hour mark I started drinking Crown Royal on the rocks brought by very helpful women. I won over a grand at 3 card poker on two hands and I was generally winning pretty heavily the whole night so I was tipping everybody in sight, I think I tipped a fern at one point. The very helpful women made sure my drink never ran out. I started off trying to lose a hundred and I was going to bed and I just couldn't lose. I finally was going to go to sleep no matter what and I figured I had a room, so why not use it?

We were staying at the Flamingo. The movie is the Pink Flamingo.

Finally, the point.
At the 23 hour mark I was heading for my room when, I swear, I passed Connie Marble, Divine's nemesis from that movie.

 I couldn't remember her name though, I was a little under the weather. Must have been jet lag.
I didn't talk to her to ask her if it was on purpose. Mostly because of aforementioned being under the weather but also because I didn't remember her name and what if she just dressed that way?
 
"Excuse me, are you supposed to be the movie character who's trying to be the most horrible person in the world?"
That would probably be worse than asking a fat lady when she's due.

 I saw Connie Marble at the Pink Flamingo, that's pretty darn funny.
I didn't remember it until just this morning.
Must have been the jet lag.

Posted by: Veeshir at 08:52 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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That was just the first night after we got off the plane and checked in.

After that, things got rolling.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 02, 2009 04:53 AM (zXUuJ)

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Holy moley.

We're looking at going back in March for March madness. they're giving me a room from Thursday to Monday for $90 total. Thursday and Sunday free, $40 each for Fri and Sat, +tax, tags, title and processing fee.

I guess playing 3-card poker paid off.

The average bet is like $30 or so and a lot of money goes through your hands (unless your luck is really bad), so they are giving me one darn cheap room.

It's basically a Super-8 room, but considering I'll only see it long enough to fall asleep, that's fine by me.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 08, 2009 05:52 AM (ThMnZ)

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