Important update below. And again
I'm going crazy here. My phone lost its battle with Poseidon and I haven't replaced it.
I always call my brother and my friend during Giants games because we watch the game alone. My friend and I don't have any Giant fans friends where we live, I'm surrounded by Foreskins fans.

So I can't call anybody and I'm sitting here all drunk so here goes.

Jacobs is finally starting to run the way he should again, slam into people and make yards. He literally took two or three steps with a number 92 (defensive lineman) hanging onto his ankle. The next play, he bowled the same guy over. It was beautiful.
Manningham has the dropsies, it's what he does. Let him catch punts and kickoffs, he's good at that. Send Moss to Cleveland for a dog and kick the dog. Put Nicks out there as number two and throw the damn ball to the freaking tight ends, Boss and the rookie, I don't know his name but he catches the damn ball.

The refs suck in the Giants game, they gave the Giants a gift on that roughing the receiver call. That was a text-book, clean, knock the receiver on his ass play and they gave the Giants a first down on a BS call. I'll take it, but I have to be embarassed about it.

I feel sorry for people stuck with the Foreskins game, the crowd sound mike is all screwed up, it sounds like a hive of annoying freaking bees droning "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ", I can't even watch it and it's making me laugh that they're losing to the freaking Bucs.
Campbell will play just good enough to not get benched and that's the worst thing that could happen to them.

A football post wouldn't be complete without, Screw the Cowboys.

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Oops, screwed up previous post by uploading another pic with the same name. Oh well, color me stupid. Or drunk. Eh, I'll fix it tomorrow if I feel like it.

Important update,
Tynes hit it, but I still don't like him. He'll miss at least one this game.
and screw the Cowboys. I was rooting for the bye against the Eagles. I can't believe with a week off none of them ended up in jail. Oh well.

Second, more drunken update
See? Manningham blows routes, Tynes misses field goals, Nicks makes TDs  and the Chiefs waited far too long to start running Larry Johnson. They're idiots. He was running great the first series, they stalled when they started throwing the ball. And then they never went back to him until the game was out of reach.
The last two years have been cool. For the first time in my life, except for the 86 season, Giants games have been over in the 3rd quarter. For all my life their games have almost always been decided in the last seconds. Even if it's a hail Mary with 5 seconds, they usually never put games away.
Last year they did, this year they have too. My betting system might not work this year. They might actually not just win but actually cover games they're favored by 7 pts. In 2005 and 2006 they were like 0-3 in those games losing by an average of 10+pts.

I really need my phone so I can talk Giants with my brother and my buddy. I feel sorriest for my dog, he doesn't know why I'm yelling, but he had a guilty conscience so he's hiding on general principles.

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