October 23, 2009

Diet Pills

I'm not naming names, but I see a new crop of pills guaranteed to make you lose weight "with diet and exercise", which is stupid, if they could diet and exercise they wouldn't need your pill.

There are a few things about these pills I can never understand.

How long before they find out that these kill people just like all the previous ones?
How big will the class-action suit be?
Does the disclaimer about "diet and exercise" get them out of liability?

I can't figure out why people would want to sell those pills when they're surely going to end up being sued when some fat, lazy people die from heart attacks or liver or kidney shutting down or why people would take them knowing that every previous iteration has killed people.

Eh, I'll probably never know the answer, but I find it interesting seeing how long they stay on the market before people start dying.

It's usually about 12-18 months.

Posted by: Veeshir at 10:46 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Yeah, but do you see all sorts of colors and trails before they kill you? If so, you could still make enough to cover the payoff.

Stop over Veeshir, I got an exclusive that will make you howl.

Posted by: cbullitt at October 27, 2009 03:53 PM (BEQuG)

2 That's the spirit, do drugs for the side effects.

Remember, chemicals are for recreational use only.

Posted by: Veeshir at October 28, 2009 03:00 PM (BNaCs)

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