July 21, 2009

Bad Norks, you get a time out.

You knew my first post had to be about The Funniest End of Civilization Ever.

So our super fantastic Secretary of State, the Smartest Womyn in the Worldtm  let's us know NoKo isn't all that big a deal.

"And maybe it's the mother in me or the experience that I've had with small children and unruly teenagers and people who are demanding attention -- don't give it to them, they don't deserve it, they are acting out," she said

So what were these 'unruly children' doing?

North Korea tested a nuclear device in May and fired seven ballistic missiles earlier this month

That "earlier this month" was, of course, the poofy haired maniac celebrating the 4th of July.

So far just mostly endy, but now we get to teh funny from the super diplomat/genius.

They don't pose a threat to us. We know that our allies, Japan and South Korea, are very concerned."

I'll translate, that's super-genius, diplomatese for "Sucks to be you".

See? Both endy and funny.

Posted by: Veeshir at 02:45 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 And sometimes, you just have to give the misbehaving kiddos a good ass-whuppin.  

Posted by: Alice H at July 21, 2009 03:11 PM (qJHYy)

2 Yeah, but that's what they want.

Don't ask me, that doesn't make sense to me either.

Posted by: Veeshir at July 21, 2009 03:19 PM (vpo3V)

3 And sometimes you need to squash them like a bug.  

Posted by: alexthechick at July 21, 2009 03:30 PM (rSAHt)

4 They don't pose a threat to us.

Yet.  So let's go ahead and cut missile defense since, you know, current conditions should hold up forever.

Cross your fingers, Hawaii.

Posted by: Sean M. at July 21, 2009 03:41 PM (rLWHv)

5 See Sean M.? You're getting into the spirit of things.
As long as civilization is gonna fall, we might as well enjoy it.

Posted by: Veeshir at July 22, 2009 01:12 PM (cTyi9)

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