July 24, 2009

It's FrnakJ's World and we only laugh in it.

Don't get me wrong, FrnakJ is as funny as ever, but I really miss the old IMWs, what with Bush playing Mario Cart, Rove hiding in the shadows, Condi Rice trying to nuke Finland (they know why) and the Rumsfeld Strangler strangling hippies.

How much do I miss them? This much, first in a series of reposting some of his posts.

A taste of "Chomps, the World's Angriest Egg Timer" to wet the whistle
At the front wall was a massive rottweiler, furiously chewing away at the metal chain that bound him.

"That chain is made from reinforced steel," Rumsfeld continued, "and thus it will take him about ten minutes to chew through. I recommend you all have asked your questions and left by then if you don't wish to be eviscerated."

"I have a question about finding WMD's in Iraq," said a reporter as he stepped forward while cautiously eyeing Chomps.

"Let's me you save you your breath," Rumsfeld answered, "I don't give a rat's ass."

And one of my favorite all time lines

"North Korea says they need nuclear weapons so they can reduce the size of their military. What is your response to that?"

"I would like to remind North Korea that we also have a plan for reducing the size of their military that involves nukes. Next question."

Now that's funny. I miss Rumsfeld.


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